When it comes to policing
(As oppose to vote-fleecing)
Politicians add nowt, I'm afraid.
So straight off I've conceded
PCC's just aren't needed
And the choices? A a piss-poor parade.
But I'd ask it be noted
That I have indeed voted
Though claims there's no point are well made.
For it still seems my duty
To wipe democracy's booty
So the shit-stain of Tories might fade.