Monday, 7 April 2008

SpaceSquid (plus KT) vs Television No. 1

Title: Are You Harder Than a Ten-Year Old?

Pitch: Noel Edmunds looks on with a terrifying leering grin as Britain's smuggest child prodigies are beaten senseless by full-grown adults in a variety of ever-more violent gladitorial combats, loosely based around playground bullying and PE teacher pederasty.

Target Audience: Everyone who has ever met a smart kid.

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