Unlike Obama’s tenure, there was no successful attack [under Bush] on the homeland after 9/11.
Unlike Tiger Woods, Henry VIII was fairly reasonable husband after that second execution.
Unlike Roosevelt, Hitler didn't invade any countries after his Eastern Front collapsed.
Unlike under Grand Admiral Thrawn's leadership, the Empire suffered absolutely no setbacks after the destruction of two Death Stars, a Super Star Destroyer, and the Emperor's death.
As the good Shepherd Book might say: there's a place for people like Rubin in a very special hell.