- Not hideously expensive, allowing a greater proportion of my wages to go on booze and Chinese food;
- Lets me watch loads of Grimm and Parks and Rec for free;
- 10 million subscribers can't be wrong (well, they can and almost certainly are wrong, but they're clearly not unhappy);
- Sign-up rates are incredibly impressive, so joining makes me look cool;
- Allows me to further decrease any real contact with the outside world;
- Chunky "play button" logo reminds me of VHS, thus calming my increasingly burned-out technophobe mind.
But on the other hand:
- Is a motherfucking boss.
This is so insanely hard, people. I NEED HELP!