Saturday 25 December 2021

No Apologies For The Infinite Radness 1.2.12 - "You Don't Care About Us" (Placebo)



Placebo. There's a sad story. From one of the 90s best rock debuts to a sneering punchline in just three albums. A salutory lesson for 21st century goth bands. "You don't want to end up like Brian Molko, do you"?

There are two schools of thought on where Placebo lost it, based on whether you checked out when they started sounding cynical (Black Market Music), or simply when they stopped sounding energised (Without You I'm Nothing). I count myself in the latter camp. If Placebo sounded like a band raging aganst the dying of a light they never even been allowed to bask in, Without You I'm Nothing sounded like a band aware that access to the light came attached to financial obligations.

For all the distinctiveness of Molko's USesque nasal twang, "You Don't Care About Us" is about the only time on their second album that sounds like it came from the same band that gave us "Come Home" or "36 Degrees" (there was "Every You Every Me", too, but that got torpedoed in the cool stakes when Cruel Intentions hit and everyone wanted to sing along to it - modern hipsters have nothing on 90s goths for hating not being hated). The base riffs have all the liquid pulsating of blood squeezed from the heart, even before the filthy guitar kicks in. The vocal overdubs lay bare the tangled, mangled brain of someone tying to rev themselves up to end a relatinship they're sure their partner has checked out of.

There's an urgency to the tale, a need to be heard here completely at odds with the glib, stoned detatchment of the parent album. A story about a relationship so degraded only acceleration and damage remain as approximateions of intimacy, it turns out, trumps half a dozen tales of being, like, horny but also REALLY bored.

As Placebo themselves flamed out (without even the decency to split up - I thought this was supposed to be rock?), "You Don't Care About Us" was one of the final fleeting glimpses of a light that could have shined so much brighter.

B-side (really not sure how much in on his own joke this guy is, but I love it either way):


Plus also:

Thursday 28 October 2021

New Lyrics, Same Dune

Quickly, lad! The takes are coming!

Spoilers for Dune below. I've avoided talking about the second half of the novel, but if you're coming to the story fresh, I'd recommend not reading this article before you've seen the film.

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Adapting Dune means delivering on both style and substance. Lynch's '84 attempt, bound by the limits of not just a single instalment, but a cinema landscape in which longer films were frowned upon had little choice but to focus on the former. The 2000 mini-series, which mistook accuracy for artistry and "Oh fuck it; CGI" for an aesthetic, delivered only the latter. Sometimes the obvious is still worth stating: getting this done right is hard.

Villeneuve's approach, unsurprisingly, is closer to the flawed but fascinating former work, than it is the leaden latter. Indeed, it's notable that at least some of the design work here owes a debt to the Lynch version. The Harkonnen, in particular, look an awful lot like the (absent in the Villeneuve adaptation) Guild henchmen of the '84 film, and this newest version of Geidi Prime has some familiarities to the previous iteration as well.

(The degree to which the Harkonnen here look like Lynch's guild is particularly interesting, given Lynch's own Harkonnen cleave rather closer to the source material. We shall return to this point.)

I mention these echoes not to level accusations of laziness or plagiarism - taking what works from previous unsuccessful adaptations of beloved novels is a common approach, as Peter Jackson could tell you. But it's instructive what Villeneuve ports over, and what he doesn't. With less time to tell twice as much story, Lynch's film is often clumsy, but never dull. This is heightened by occasional flashes of utter weirdness - beetle-crusher hip-flasks, rats duct-taped to cats, Captain Picard and his war-pug. There's a genuine sense of how eight thousand years of time has rendered the humanity of the Imperium as unrecognisable to us as we would be to the *checks historical notes* Mesolithic hunter gatherers of the sixth millennium BCE. Those lads were still marvelling at having gotten pottery off the ground - imagine trying to explain to them the internet's effect on human society.

(While you're at it, imagine trying to also explain fracking, pharmacology, air travel, and neoliberalism at the same time, and further imagine how much of a weeping penile chancre you'd have to be to bitch Dune only explains things once.)

The glorious oddness of Salusa Secundus aside, Villeneuve's Imperium is rather more recognisable, with eight thousand years of historical travel primarily represented by advancements in technology (we're not even permitted to see a Navigator, though perhaps that's being held back for the now-confirmed sequel). This is a shame, though it's one blunted by how strong the design work is throughout. As you'd expect from the people who brought us "Arrival", this vision of the 10th millennium is absolutely gorgeous, with all the stately grandeur and hideous destructive capability Herbert imagined for a society that had regressed into a feudal model while continuing to tinker with its fighter-bombers.

Perhaps what's more important, though, is that the oddness in Lynch's film added a twisted levity to the proceedings. It wasn't a funny film (or at least, it wasn't deliberately funny), but the outbreaks of baffling weirdness helped overcome the workmanlike dialogue and portentous tone. Villeneuve's version, in contrast, has no such seasoning - oh hell, let's just say spice - and that, compared with a run time that lets him linger on almost every page of what he's adapting, results in a film that has to push the charisma of its actors and the beauty of its design as hard and often as possible, to avoid what is supposed to be read as stately grandeur coming off instead as simply dull.

This is not always successful, especially given the film's pacing. I'm pretty sure I'll dig the film more on a second viewing, when I'm not constantly being surprised by how far the film continues after the fall of Arrakeen. Still, though, the precipitous drop that begins as Yueh enacts his plan feels like it should be the beginning of the end for the film (not least because books two and three of the original novel could, quite bluntly, do with some cutting). Instead, we follow Paul and Jessica some way into Dune's second third. The sudden relaxing of pace, without any actual real upturn in fortune until the very end, creates an odd feeling of arrested descent, without any actual climb. Like coming to the bottom of a helter-skelter to find exiting the ride requires using a child's slide. Or, to use a more appropriate metaphor, feeling the adrenaline rush of free-fall before activating a gravity harness to slowly drift to the ground. It gets you where you need to go, but that doesn't mean it feels natural.

But the flip-side of the film not always being pretty enough to escape some of its structural issues is that, most of the time, it absolutely is. I can't speak to what extent Villeneuve had a particularly talented VFX team working on the film, and to what extent cinema has just had enough time to figure out how to use CGI effectively, but the result is genuinely beautiful. This is only the second film I've seen in a cinema since COVID hit early last year (the first, wonderfully, being Lynch's Dune), but I'm delighted I made that decision. It's not just that it all looks gorgeous, it's that the film recognises heighliners and ornithopters are no more inherently impressive than the endless crumbling waves of the deep desert itself. Dune was always about the double-edged nature of the awe-inspiring, and, absurd as it might sound, this is the first adaptation to actually feel like it takes part in a desert, rather than in cities at the desert's edge. Whatever problems the slow spiral in the film's final act might cause, it at least reminds us of what it means to live on Arrakis. Of what it means to be Fremen.

Whether filtered through Lunch or not, then, much of what here rings true to what Herbert, at his best, was trying to get at with Dune: what exists beyond our boundaries does not become of interest only when we want to expand into it. But Villeneuve, like Kynes, is also canny enough to prune when necessary. I think this now makes three adaptations for three that totally deep-six the idea that Paul was trained as a mentat (because Herbert figured just being a warlock and the cumulation of a breeding program to bring about a super-being wasn't quite impressive enough - anyone who complains about Mary Sues while adoring Dune needs to spend some time being menaced by a futar). More notably, while the concept of the Kwisatz Haderach inevitably appears, it does so shorn from the bullshit gender essentialism Herbert grounded it in. In Villeneuve's Dune, it's enough that the Bene Gesserit have spent thousands of years attempting to breed a super-being (which, in fairness, is quite scientifically illiterate and borderline fascistic enough). The fact Paul is male is relevant only insofar as it doesn't accord with the next stage of the breeding programme (Mohiam does accuse Jessica of believing she could bear the ol' Kilo Hotel herself, but the reasons for the accusation are wisely left unexplored).

Similarly, Villeneuve tosses aside the abhorrent queer-coding of Baron Harkonnen, and, unlike the 2000 miniseries, doesn't try to cast a scuzzy orgy aura by way of compensation. These are savvy choices and, along with realising that casting white people for every single non-Fremen is racist bullshit you can't even blame a sixty-year old book for - we end up with the least problematic adaption of the novel yet.

All of which makes the obvious missteps so much more enraging. The fact that the film ends with almost every main character dead, evil, or Fremen might blunt the accusation that the film kills its three most prominent characters of colour (with the fate of the fourth not even considered). And hey, at least Zendaya finally gest something to do in the final minutes. But while the decision to cut away the Baron's "fey tittering" and boy sex-slaves is self-evidently correct, the decision to leave in the fatphobic bullshit paradoxically becomes even more indefensible. Like, you knew there was a problem, and consciously decided that you could only be bothered to partially solve it. It would be morally purblind to suggest fatphobia is a problem on the same magnitude as homophobia (though Herbert's vilifying of anything that doesn't match the modern image of masculinity demonstrates the two issues are not completely orthogonal), but that only operates as an excuse if we believe there's only so many prejudices you can flense out in any one go. "We couldn't make him not gay AND not fat! How would people know the treacherous mass-murderer is a bad 'un?". 

Not that this is the actual excuse being deployed. The only defence I've seen put forward on this so far is that the production team wanted to be as faithful to the imagery of the book as they can. This is a transparent dodge, both because it arbitrarily ringfences one aspect of the novel, and because it's not even a good aspect to ringfence. This is a guy who wrote about dogs bred to be chairs, for Muad'Dib's sake. You don't have to slavishly follow the man's design sense [1]

More to the point, it's an obvious lie. The Atreides colours are green and black, not grey and slightly different grey. Hunter-seekers are canonically floating death-sperm. The Harkonnens wear blue uniforms. The Baron himself has red-gold hair in a widow's peak (I said we'd get back to the Lynchian inhabitants of Geidi Prime). We do not require a prime computation here. The new Baron Harkonnen is fat because Villeneuve was happy with him being fat.

In a film where every decision seems to have been carefully considered (seriously, they should teach Dune in film school as an example of how to make dense literary sci-fi work), these moments of sheer laziness seems additionally problematic. Even worse than the Baron is the absolutely inexplicable decision to make the treacherous Dr Yueh the only East Asian character in the film.  In fact, since we're talking about fidelity to the book apparently constituting a defence for wretched calls, let's not ignore the fact this film deliberately excises the entire build-up to Wellington's betrayal. One of my absolute favourite things about Dune is the fact the villain lays out his entire sinister plan in the second chapter. I've talked before about my issues with seeing spoilers as awful and enjoyment-ruining as a matter of course (while recognising they often can be that). I find something wonderful in a story so casually mining out every gram of dramatic irony it can from the heroes' near-total destruction. Because the mystery here isn't the point. What matters is how well Herbert makes Wellington into a tragic figure, despite the horrifying cost of his actions, and how his hatred of the Baron who thinks him a pawn brings about the total destruction of House Harkonnen. So committed is Herbert to the human cost of the Baron's plan, indeed, that whole subplots in the first third of Dune revolve around Thufir Hawat and Jessica panicking over their inability to find an alternative to suspecting each other, all while the reader knows full well who the actual traitor is. 

Villeneuve's Dune excises not just the early reveal of what is actually going on, it also completely dispenses with Dr Yueh's backstory. As a result, his betrayal comes completely out of nowhere. We're not even primed to believe a spy exists, let alone that it might be the mild-mannered doctor. His history with the Harkonnen and the nature of his Suk conditioning alike are completely ignored, paradoxically making him the most likely candidate for a traitor, if only because he's barely on screen long enough to register. Which brings us back to the point - the only reason newcomers to this story could possibly have here to suspect Yueh is because of the "inscrutable Asian" trope. The film purposefully gives us no reason to glance at him askance other than institutional racism, and then justifies that attitude.

It's ugly. It's racist. And while it might be beside the point, it's also incompetent. If you're given a sixth of a billion dollars to adapt an insanely popular book (something like 20 million copies sold), kneecapping one of the characters in an attempt to make a mystery out of something every reader of the book knows is coming would be asinine, even before we return to the fact that Dune pointedly doesn't even inform us that a mystery is brewing. Indeed, in terms of the time that elapses between learning a traitor exists and knowing who it is, arguably the film gets there quicker than the book. It's just that it does it at precisely the wrong time.

Unlike Villeneuve, though, I recognise the irony here. These wretched decisions only take up so much of my post because they happen in the context of a film that does so, so well in just about every other respect. Dune represents progress on almost every front. How to exposit. How to adapt. How to not give a shit what racists will say under the guise of "faithfulness". It would have been unimaginable to me just five years ago to imagine a sci-fi film where I'm glad they used CGI rather than models, but Dune manages that too.

And ultimately, to the extent it matters how faithful an adaptation is to the source material, what could be more true to Dune than an admixture of the glorious and the appalling. Or perhaps admixture isn't the word. Maybe I mean melange. What could do Herbert more justice than a fundamental incoherence? Dune is a flawed masterpiece, just as is Dune

We can want for more, and still recognise what we have.

[1] The most charitable reading of chair-dogs is that, just as they (sort of) did with Dune's position on homosexuality, the later novels try to walk back the problematic aspects of the Bene Gesserit breeding programs, by comparing them to trying to turn labradors into lazy boys. Reasonable people can disagree on the degree to which this particular charity is worth your donation.

Friday 30 July 2021

IDFC 3.1.23

 And there we go. My last piece for the soon-to-be defunct Geek Syndicate website.

If anyone happens to exist in the hypothetical intersection of liking my IDFC work, and not following me/knowing of me anywhere else, then rejoice! I've grabbed my own domain name, and IDFC will live again! Starting Tuesday October 3rd, I'll be putting up three revised versions of the essays I've already published per week. Once that's done, in about forty weeks or so, I'll move on into the new stuff.

(Which reminds me, Need to get back to "Desert Crossing".)

Sunday 4 July 2021

No Apologies For The Infinite Radness 1.2.11 - "Enemies/Friends" (Hope Of The States)



One of the reasons it made sense to disguise an autobiography as a list of song recommendations is the degree to which certain songs become rooted in a sense of place and time. Every time I hear "Enamies/Friends", I'm back on Grajski Gričin in September 2008, walking up towards Ljubljana Castle.

The idea of travelling to "find oneself" is one that gets a lot of kicking, practically all of it deserved. Rich white kids incapable of understanding they are not the centre of the world unless they see more of it are objectively terrible human beings, and not just because seeking spiritual enlightenment in the Eastern Hemisphere is one more way of trying to push your own work onto people of colour.

That said, there is value in finding yourself more than a thousand miles from anyone you've ever known, and figuring out where to go from there. Once all the other voices drop away, it's much harder to ignore the one inside you. There is no guarantee you will like what they have to say.

I didn't, anyway. 2007 and 2008 had been pretty wretched years. My love life was a radioactive wasteland, and my chronic depression almost hilariously out of control. Doubtless there was a link there, but it was hard to check how much that particular Venn diagram overlapped, because the entire intersection was on fire. Bad times across the board.

"Enemies/Friends" felt like the right song at the right time. Ultimately it's message is simple. Don't let the grudges of your past spoil your time with the loved ones in your present. Separated from those loved ones for essentially the first time in my entire life, so light a suggestion nevertheless carried a lot of weight. 

Or, you know. That's what it seemed to be saying at the time.

Hope Of The States never clicked for me over their two albums. The dark, murky dissatisfaction of their debut in particular made their name seem too ironic (I guess calling the album The Black Amnesias should have been a clue). It was only on this song where they allowed thesmlves to approach the idea of hope earnestly, and it worked perfectly.  It might seem an odd comparison, but the militaristic drumbeat and prominent fiddle-and-piano of the song reminds me of early REM - not in the actual sound, but in the fact they seem more like what a 19th century psychic would have visions of modern music being than they do actual modern music itself. 

There's also a useful comparison to "Everybody Hurts" here, both in the simple picked electric guitar intro riff that somehow takes up far more space than it should (though "Enemies/Friends" quickly moves on from that simplicity in a way the REM song deliberately doesn't), and the total lack of irony or distance with which a message about grappling with sadness is delivered. "Take comfort in your friends" feels like it could be "Enemies/Friends" mission statement, even if by that point in their career REM had completely jettisoned the Reconstruction-era trappings this later song (and even more so its video) wears on its dusty sleeve.

Which I guess means irony surfaces in this after all, because for years I hated "Everybody Hurts", to the point where I refused to engage with the band (to be fair, I also don't see the appeal of "Losing My Religion"). I still consider it one of their most overrated songs, as much as I now love the band overall.  Maybe it was the standard and wonderful alchemy of music, whereby somehow a first person narrative allows you to connect with a song more directly than one actually being sung to someone, someone that could theoretically be yourself.

Or maybe it comes down to something as simple as thinking Stipe was diagnosing the obvious, whereas Herlihy was offering a prescription. Even here, years before I had any concept of what the Left even truly was, this song's idea of recovery from the wounds of the past being something people did together, and as an act of defiance, made perfect sense. "Enemies/Friends" might be a reminder to not let your life be dominated by what your enemies have done to you, but it fully accepts those enemies exist. 

It knows who they are, too:
All the money in the world won't save you
We're coming home
All the prisons that you build won't hold us
Just let us go
Compare this to the stunningly obvious exhortations of "Everybody Hurts":
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
Everybody hurts sometimes
I realise Stipe, as usual, is delivering his message with more detachment that I gave him credit for at the time - likely my problem with the song is less the song itself and more the way it was interpreted. Even if we accept Stipe is being intentionally earnest - even cornball, to use his own term -  to make a point about the universality of sadness, though, there's an obvious difference here. One might even call it left vs liberal. Stipes' explanation of our sadness is that it's a simple fact of life, one we survive by recognising it happens to us all, and eventually things will get better. Herlihy holds that sadness is something inflicted on us by the powerful, and will never truly get better unless we take that power for ourselves. 

Our enemies won't matter in the end precisely because we're going to beat them.

None of that quite made sense to me in 2008. I was just a lonely guy in a foreign country forced to figure out what he needed to do next. But standing on Castle Hill, looking out at the glittering Ljubljanca, the furthest I had ever been from home, I didn't need to hear that things can get better.

I needed to hear that I wasn't alone.

B-side:


"I am the damage that a dream does."

Thursday 17 June 2021

Infinite Diversity, Finite Combinations 1.1.23

 Back to the TOS era, in what is, alas, my next-to-last post for Geek Syndicate.

Saturday 12 June 2021

Hymn of the Vorta

Oh Founder, my Founder!
Your rule shall never flounder! 
You'll see off all those bounders 
Through the wormhole 

Oh Founder, my Founder! 
Your state could not be sounder! 
Let me serve as your expounder 
Through the wormhole


(Vortas aren't naturally suited to poetry, but they do try.)

Sunday 2 May 2021

A Load Of Balls 2021

Selby 18 - 15 Murphy.

I HAVE SPOKEN.

Edit: Tidy.

Friday 16 April 2021

Friday 40K: A More Futile Resistance

Took a bit of time out of finishing off boxed games and playing around with new toys to finally bring my Dark Angels army back to battle-forged status. You can't have just two servitors ambling around the galactic battlefronts anymore, they get lonely unless they're at least in a quartet. So here's another brace of clankbois to keep the Unforgiven in functioning Predators.


Just as with my last pair of Dark Angel servitors, I borrowed heavily from the "First Contact" Borg in putting together the colour scheme. Unlike last time, this wasn't a total disaster. Actually rather like the flesh colour on these two - wish I hadn't already forgotten how I did it...



Thursday 1 April 2021

Infinite Diversity, Finite Combinations 1.1.22

Took me over a month to write (hence why I've been so quiet lately), but my 6000 word piece on "Space Seed" is now finally up.

Friday 26 February 2021

Friday 40K: Bruise And Bone

Time for the Grand Unveiling. I've been toying for the last six months or so with putting together a new Astartes Chapter, with the idea being to use the results to paint up my Conquest Primaris Marines. It's quite a complicated colour scheme - or at least it is for me, with my glacial painting speed - so it's taken me quite a while to get anywhere with it. Een just the test model took months. I'm still only halfway through the first three Intercessors from Conquest Issue 1 (with characteristic anal retentiveness, I'm determined to paint through in issue order - the Issue 2 Death Guard are in the early stages of completion too, but that's a story for another time).

But then, not long before Christmas, I ran out of some paint or other, which brought my painting of a different project (the Black Reach Orks, probably, which also aren't yet finished) to a halt. I then fell into the classic trap - at least, classic for me - of not wanting to only order one paint online, because it would cost money to ship it, so instead adding something much more expensive to the order to get free shipping, despite the actual cost being much more that way.

Still, at least I made good use of what I tacked on. I ordered a Hammerfall Bunker, and loved the model so much it soon became a top priority at the painting station. Thus it was that, despite no actual Astartes being finished for my new Astartes Chapter, they do at least have somewhere to hang out once they're finally ready. Even if said hangout is somewhere which doesn't appear to have, you know, doors.

Presenting: the Emperor's Spectres.


The colour scheme is basd on the Mortis Praetorians from White Dwarf 453, with the only difference being the bone colour being a little darker - it looked too pale and chalky on the test model (see bottom picture). The chapter badge (worked into the winged skulls on top of the launcher) is a stylised rendition of the Emperor's face from the classic John Blance illustration. There's very little in the way of background for the Chapter so far, but the idea is they know full well whar the Emperor's current status is, and they're mad as hell about it. They view themselves as manifestations of his vengeful spirit (heh), hence the name, and the colour scheme being so, well, Shyish-ish.



Here's the test model I did. You can see how his bone armour is paler - it actually looks rather better in this photo than it does in real life.


Thursday 25 February 2021

Friday 19 February 2021

Friday 40K: Peace At Last

Here they are - the final remaining miniatures from "Battle For Macragge". At last, I've painted the entire set. (Though I've managed to lose two pieces of scenery bectween painting station and varnish point. Ah well.)


The genestealers are in my patented "cheap and cheerful" style that I've been using unashamedly since my first forays into xenox painting back in the mid 90s. The - communication atennae? Power pylons? Sinister coat stands? - are a little more involved, being drybrushed as oppose to simply daubed.


 It's the Imperial Fleet officer that I'm most happy with, though. I based his colour scheme on the Colonial uniforms from the 00s BSG. Not sure why he looks like he's overdone the eye-liner in that photo, but hey. So long as it's not contravening regulations, it's none of my business.

Thursday 28 January 2021

Thursday 14 January 2021

IDFC 1.1.21

This time round,  "Return Of The Archons" gets the IDFC treatment. Short version, it's shoddy and problematic, but one of the highest quality examples of problematic shoddiness TOS's first year managed to produce.

Saturday 9 January 2021

IDFC 6.1.20 (And Happy 2021!)

 Somehow forgot to end 2020 with a post about New Years. Um. Happy New Year?

I also managed to forget to mention that my latest IDFC is up, looking at the Enterprise episode "Detained". Even by my standards, this is clearly just using Trek as an excuse for a political essay.