Presented for your consideration: the following video.
Now, obviously, the song is terrible. That's not really debatable. What I want to know is whether David Jordan's "dancing" is genuinely as hideously crappy as I think it is. Am I just too old now? Am I not with it because they've changed what "it" is? Or am I correct in my belief that trying to combine body-popping and martial art moves whilst looking like Prince after an afternoon in Abercrombie & Finch is just a really dumb idea?
Oh, and this is the guy who thinks pop stars have it tougher than nurses, doctors, and firefighters, so don't feel bad about ripping into him.