This had me laughing for quite a while yesterday: DRC police arrest and detain goats.
I think my favourite part of the story is the line "The minister said many police had serious gaps in their knowledge and they would be sent for retraining."
It is not clear what exact form their re-training will take, but I choose to believe they will be taken into a room with the following pictures on the wall
and asked which of the two they will brutally oppress the human rights of.
In fairness, it's just about possible to believe the police officers thought they were apprehending a herd of Kevin Federline clones:
which is certainly a laudable objective.
h/t to S. Spielbergo.