1. Infiltrate a Battlestar as its Chief Petty Officer.
2. Pretend to have no spare parts as the entire CAP gets buggered.
3. Claim that you've suddenly found some spare parts, if someone will donate their turn to you.
4. Use turn to reveal yourself as a Cylon, and shoot the only other engineer is the chest.
5. Watch your raiders annihilate the civilian fleet.
6. Thrust your groin into the face of each human player.
In truth, Step 6 is probably optional.
Did I mention that I love this game?
5 comments:
Hmmm, guess it's time to work out what is more cost effective. Flights to your place to play this game with you guys. Or buying this game and bribing people who don't like Battlestar Galactica to play it with me...
I wouldn't book tickets just yet, SS, I don't actually own the game in question. Jamie just has it surgically attached to him these days...
I did wonder what the previously mentioned roboboogie-ing looked like. Now I wish I hadn't; that's an image that's not going away any time soon.
What would be nice would be to see firstly: if it's possible for humanity to win when Squid is a cylon, and secondly: if it's possible for cylons to win if Squid is a human.
Also whether it's possible that Squid could win without groin-thrusting. I suppose that's the only thing that's too much to ask...
Dude, it's only Cylon Squid that engages in the groin-thrusting.
I have something far, far worse in mind for when I win as a human...
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