I've just finished working my way through Warren Ellis' Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E., which is finally available in a single volume, and it is quite simply too fit-inducingly funny not to share.
First up, a quick word on the importance of a daily routine from the Director of H.A.T.E., Dirk Anger:
We are also proud to present an easy to understand guide to summoning legions of dread warriors from the netherworlds with which to sow chaos across the realms of Man.
Seriously. Buy this thing. Buy the crap out of it. Nine pages in every ten are just as funny as those above, and the tenth only lacks for giggles because it's reserved for a colossal explosion.