Shorter Ben Stein: it's hard to believe an exceptionally powerful man could be guilty of a crime that exceptionally powerful men are hardly ever convicted of. Surely, if exceptionally powerful men were ever guilty of crimes, more would be convicted! It stands to reason!
Besides, there's very little evidence, because if there was the NYPD would have faxed it to me, Ben Stein. Plus, I once met a chamber maid who was a total fucking bitch, so, y'know. Just sayin'.