Right. Back from Poland, but I suspect my brain looks much like the pickled cabbage I've spent the weekend eating in between mouthfuls of vodka. Whilst I attempt to regain my critical faculties, here's a Youtube video my brother sent me. It's a (massively NSFW) review of Pedro, a truly baffling game we used to have on the ZX Spectrum that someone has apparently decided to "review" by simply playing it in real-time, sight unseen. This has its problems, of course (our noble hero proved entirely unaware of his access to bricks and horse manure), but it does add a certain lunatic charm to the proceedings.
Also, he's entirely right about Kempston Joysticks.