3 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz peach Schnapps
6 oz cranberry juice
1 lime wedge
Preparation: Combine ingredients with ice and stir. Add lime wedge to garnish.
General Comments: At last, we reach the apex of cocktail technology. Something sweet, and tart, and with added citrus just in case you didn't get the message. It looks good, too, and while some people might object to ridiculous onomatopoeia like "Woo Woo", those people are dead inside.