3oz white rum
4oz pineapple juice
2oz coconut cream
Dash grenadine
Taste: 3
Look: 7
Cost: 8
Name: 7
Prep: 6
Alcohol: 4
Overall: 5.6
Preparation: Add crushed ice to ingredients and put it through a blender. Add cherry and pineapple garnish and serve.
General Comments: Well, this is awful. Just a pina colada - which I'm already not much of a fan of - with coconut cream replacing the milk, making the whole thing thick and cloying and savoury; just this big lumpen boring mess. A milkshake for self-flagellating alcoholics, or for deep-sea divers wanting something to reduce buoyancy whilst they tipsily search through shipwrecks. The fact that it looks so tasty and creamy just makes things worse; presumably the cocktail umbrella is for scraping the vile mess from the insides of your throat so you can breathe and feel joy once more.
It doesn't even taste nice out of my nice new seasonal goblets.
It doesn't even taste nice out of my nice new seasonal goblets.
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