Somehow I made it. Two thousand posts. This blog has been a real labour of love for the past seven-and-a-lot years, and I'm really proud of... well, most of it, anyway.
My thanks to my commentators and lurkers, my readers and my hate-readers, my muses and those people who are just such colossal turds that I can't resist heading online to explain why they should be accosted by honey badgers.
I don't really have anything useful or interesting to say today, so instead I'll just provide you with a Storify of the ludicrous conversation I had this morning whilst polishing Friday's lecture. If nothing else, it's been too long since I last got to use that tag.