The local Sainsbury’s are selling Maynards Reds & Blacks for 1/3 off. For those of you unable to conceptualise this wonder, the upshot is that Maynards have taken the time to close off the shoots dispensing yellow, green and orange wine gums (AKA the hues of shite), to leave us with only the best flavours available, and then have paid us for the privilege.
Let’s hope Tesco’s decide to fight back and start selling tubes red Fruit Polos along with a free blow job.
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Even better - if you've a Co-op nearby they're selling all Maynards Wine gum variations at 2-for-1.
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