Dennis the Menace (redux)
3 oz pineapple juice
3 drops Grenadine
Preparation: Shake the schnapps and Malibu along with crushed ice. Strain into a Collins glass and add the pineapple juice. Pour Grenadine drops in slowly, down the inside of the glass.
General Comments: Having been less than impressed by this cocktail in the incarnation tried at the weekend, I decided to attempt one of the common alternatives. This is definitely the superior drink. You lose very little by not adding in the cranberry, and the Grenadine provides the cocktail with something a little more interesting in any case. The density of the syrup also means both that the drink looks prettier, and that it gets gradually sweeter as you reach the bottom. That's not to everyone's taste, admittedly, but I'm always a fan of cocktails that go through distinct stages as you drink them.
It's also now clear to me how this cocktail got it's name. It still makes no sense for the previous variant, but - and I can't believe I didn't realise this at the time - it's clearly a reference to the American Dennis the Menace:
Obviously this is the inferior Dennis, but I suppose there's a bit of a shortage of black and red drinks, and probably better names for them in any case.