Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Dog Bites Man (But Was Aiming For Bacon Butty)

Via Balloon Juice, important new research has been revealed to the public in the field of studying doggies:
The dogs that are most bonded to their owners turn out to be most likely to observe their owner in order to steal food.
This reminds me of something an old colleague of mine - a Russian mathematician, with all that implies - used to say: "This is not only obvious, it is possible to prove."

Or, as someone once put it:

Sunday, 28 April 2013

Brave Attempts

 
Given my well-known dislike of Scotland and curly-haired redheads, it's hardly surprising I haven't bothered catching up with Brave before now.  Indeed, for the last five or six months, it's been the only Pixar film I'd not seen (excluding sequels). I'm glad I've finally gotten around to watching it, but I don't think in twenty years time people will be talking about it as one of Pixar's greatest efforts.  Even Pixar's lesser offerings - say, for example, Cars - are entirely solid examples of 21st century film-making, and Brave belongs in the same category: it doesn't put much of a foot wrong, but these days that's not really enough, even if the world simply cannot have too many films featuring Kelly MacDonald.

In fact, perhaps the harshest thing I can think to say about the film is that it isn't as interesting as the reaction it sparked.  When details of the project first came out, it was noted that it was a missed opportunity for Pixar to base their first film involving a female protagonist around the story of an unhappy princess.  Where, it was asked, was the kind of imagination that created a world populated by talking cars, a rat with the desire to cook his own food, or the most astonishing impressive feat animation has perhaps ever managed; a heart-breaking assemblage of boxes and wires?

It's an interesting point, but I think it's missing the real issue.  Cars is about the nature of friendship, Ratatouille deals with how we chase our dreams, and Wall-E is... well, that seemed to be a case of starting with a character and building a film out of him, though given the character in question I don't see a problem with that.

Brave, in contrast, is about traditional gender roles.  And if a film is going to focus on that, replacing human characters with sentient vehicles or talking toys actually weakens the point, because unlike many of Pixar's other films, the aim is not to make a point about a universal concept (we all rely on our friends, we all have ambitions others would laugh at us for, we all suffer jealously when confronted by new people our friends seem to like more than us), but to argue against something that shouldn't exist at all. 

This is particularly true because the film makes the point that in the society in which Merida lives is one where her expected role is actually vital in keeping the peace.  To recognise her entirely reasonable desire to live the life she chooses does not mean ignoring the fact that at worst, her rebellion could lead to a civil war.  In the film as is, this makes Merida's mother more than just an obvious antagonist (however well meaning).  Were the film to exist in some clearly fantastical realm (as oppose to one that is almost our own, just with more people turning into bears than you might expect), you run into the problem of creating a world in which you want to talk about gender stereotypes in which you also suggest there might be a point to them.  That is, to say the least, problematic.

None of this is offered as a justification for Pixar's choice.  It's just that any problem that exists stems not from the choice of setting, but from the choice of theme.  The former follows pretty logically from the latter.  And whilst the question "Why did Pixar choose it's first female-led film to explore gender issues" is an interesting one, I think it's less damning than "What, a princess, really?" might suggest.

Indeed, the obvious problem with the film's focus lies elsewhere.  If you're going to put together a film about the difficulties faced by women in a patriarchal society, I think you rather undercut that by focusing on a girl who's unquestionably much, much better off than almost any man could dream of.  How do you think the men rowing their immensely fat chieftains across to the castle would respond to the idea that the child of the king might feel a bit limited in her choices?  You think the man who's stood so long at his post he's fallen asleep (allowing the king's sons to play a mean practical joke upon him) would feel terrible when he learned the richest wife-to-be in the entire realm might not get hitched to someone of her choosing?  What about the guys almost eaten by a giant demon bear because the king didn't choose his picnic ground a bit more carefully?

This is not to suggest we should be unsympathetic to Merida's position.  It's just worth noting that choosing a time period in which class distinction led to such deplorable and gigantic differences in life experience, choosing to focus on the absolute most luckiest girl in the kingdom and asking us to feel bad because her second greatest of all possible options would be better were she a man doesn't really strike me as particularly compelling.

Thursday, 25 April 2013

A Cyclone Of Control


Considering that ending, there was never much chance I'd spend this post talking about much else (at least now that my rage over Podgate has begun to abate).  But, as usual, not every instance of this episode's general theme was as obvious as the ceremonial transferal of control from one person to another.  Take a moment to check who's strings you pull, and who pulls yours, and then let's talk awhile about "And Now His Watch Is Ended".

(TV spoilers after the jump).

Exercises In Maths Smackdown

Just passing this along from Kevin Drum.  Like him, and an awful lot of other people, I don't believe anyone promising to cut government waste or demanding others cut it should be given the time of day unless and until they can give a single example of actual, you know, waste. 

Pissing away one four millionth of the budget isn't going to cut it.  Drum's example gets the job done expertly; a more cider-related analogy (and we're all about the cider here, Gods know) would be demanding a serving wench be replaced because she spills one millilitre for every ten thousand pints she pulls.

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Nothing Bad Has Happened Since The Last Bad Thing

Via Balloon Juice, how are people still able to write comments like this that then appear in publications with editors?
Unlike Obama’s tenure, there was no successful attack [under Bush] on the homeland after 9/11.

Unlike Tiger Woods, Henry VIII was fairly reasonable husband after that second execution.

Unlike Roosevelt, Hitler didn't invade any countries after his Eastern Front collapsed.

Unlike under Grand Admiral Thrawn's leadership, the Empire suffered absolutely no setbacks after the destruction of two Death Stars, a Super Star Destroyer, and the Emperor's death.

As the good Shepherd Book might say: there's a place for people like Rubin in a very special hell.

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Benioff And Weiss Are Terrible People

My thoughts on last night's Game Of Thrones episode are coming together ahead of schedule this week, so I hope they'll be up before the weekend.  Right now, though, I want to take a little time to discuss one particular scene, because it made me so utterly furious that including it with my other thoughts would derail the entire post.  So let's have a brief break from the ongoing storyline, and talk about sexism in Game Of Thrones.

TV spoilers below.

Saturday, 20 April 2013

A Tornado Of Transactions


With one of our characters getting themselves a promotion to Master of Coins this week, "Walk of Punishment" was always going to be an episode in which thoughts of economy and currency were going to intrude.  Apparently the show-runners weren't at all unafraid to jump into this particularly murky lake with both feet, though as usual some parts of the overall theme were less literal than others.  Check your coin-purse is secure and your allies have received their customary bribes, then, as we ask ourselves what's for sale, what the price is, and whether or not we can ever hope to afford it.