Thursday, 24 March 2011

A Tale Of Cocktails #15

Fuzzy Shark

Oh, ha ha, leopards.  Very fucking funny.  I want my cocktail!  Give me back my cocktail!

That's better.  But lose the actual fuzzy shark, huh?  I don't want to spill my frothy green gunk on it.

Stop it!  No sharks, you understand me?  NO... SHARKS!!!

Right!  Fuck you all, then!  I'm going to sort this out myself.  Come here, you little-

Well, dammit.


Talia said...

I don't understand why the squid attacked you. Are you not brethren?!

Also, I discovered today my phone wants to turn the word o'clock into Ocelot. I fear it is a leopard plan.

SpaceSquid said...

Usually we share a sacred bond, yes. When there's a limited cocktail supply, though, all bets are off.

Ocelots? Damn their eyes! Freaky-ass Mini-Me leopard spawn!