Sodding leopards! They're stealing our cameras now! I'm sure the tree-hugging eco-maniac types are crying tears of joy into their vegan lasagnas that there's an "unusually high" density of snow leopards in these mountains, but the disgraceful behaviour of their children demonstrate why: it's a big cat council estate.
Well, that or it's a staging area for the upcoming invasion. Depends if those cubs are uncontrollable snipes flogging hot goods in exchange for cat-nip, or a highly trained paramilitary youth movement helping to fund the leopard war effort.
If our government starts flogging Harriers to Tajikistan, we'll know what's happened.
Update: Dammit, now they're trying to blame the oranges! Link should be fixed now.
4 comments:
Um, that's a link to the IMDB character page of the Curious Orange... is he just a patsy for the leopards? Or maybe he's our saviour against them; you know what Curiosity did...
How can I look at that and not think that that's fucking adorable?
Fine. Just don't come crying to me when the snow leopards take Svalbard.
As far as I'm considered they can have it.
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