One of my co-workers is having trouble with a deeply antisocial neighbour, who amongst other things keeps playing music at four in the morning. She also suspects he might be a benefit cheat, and there's significant evidence that he's gay, so I suggested phoning the Daily Mail. YOUNG WOMAN KEPT UP BY GAY BENEFIT-CHEAT seems right up their alley.
Except then I remembered that my co-worker is a German immigrant who took one of our jobs. It's hard to predict which way the Mail would jump on that one.