Alas, this too was deemed impractical. She might be petite, but there's still an astonishing 92 pints-worth of weight to her. It looks like we're going to have to make this a team effort. In order to keep track of the resulting consumption, I have divided Siew-Wan into 92 areas, as shown:
Alcoholic drinks will be marked from the top down (she always claims alcohol always goes straight to her head), and soft drinks will work their way up from her feet.
Will we consume an entire Siew-Wan in seven hours? Will the soft drinks find themselves massacred by the alcoholic variety, or merely soundly thrashed? Only the future can say!