Monday, 15 July 2013

Revenge Of The White Guys

With the lefty blogohedron - and potentially the real world west of the Caribbean - in uproar over the transparently hideous conclusion to the George Zimmerman trial, I've decided there's nothing I can add to the general outrage.

Instead, I'll flag up this Iowa legal decision, which is both utterly despicable and in danger of being drowned out in all the - utterly justified - fury over white Floridans new-found ability to shoot dead any black guy they decide they don't like the look of.
 The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday stood by its ruling that a dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant because he found her too attractive and worried he would try to start an affair... The court said such firings do not count as illegal sex discrimination because they are motivated by feelings, not gender.
Quite the legal minds the Hawkeyes have founds themselves lumbered with.  Nothing could be less deserving of the term "sex discrimination" than discriminating based on who one wants to have sex with, obviously.  Just like how if you feel that all young black men are probably criminal, well, that's not about race, is it?  Just feelings.

It's not just the stupidity that bothers me here, but the cowardice.  When the most powerful judicial authorities in the state - all of them male, obviously - wants to cite the old legal precedent of "If I'm a misogynist, how come I love pussy so much?", they should at least have the balls to come right out and say it. It's not like they don't have testicles to spare, after all.

Oh, and for bonus gender nonsense; take it away, Texas!
According to Jessica Luther, a freelance writer and pro-choice activist who has been coordinating much of the push-back to the proposed abortion restrictions over the past few weeks, Senate officials are confiscating any objects they believe may cause a similar disruption in the gallery during Friday’s vote. Protesters aren’t allowed to carry water bottles or even feminine hygiene products, just in case they might throw them at lawmakers:
Still permitted in the gallery: guns.

Saturday, 13 July 2013

D CDs #485: Fading Vital Signs


Ah.  We’ve reached grunge, have we?  Time for another autobiographical detour…

As a child, I had little time for music.  I haven’t the slightest idea why, it just left me cold, right up until I was approaching my GCSE exams in the ’95-’96 school year.  Something just broke apart in my head watching The Cure and Smashing Pumpkins, with “The 13t” and “Tonite Tonite”, respectively, perform an unstoppable double on Top of the Pops.

This is important for two reasons.  Firstly, it means I began exploring music at roughly the point grunge had reached its highpoint and was beginning to collapse in on itself.  Second, it means that my sudden obsession with the Smashing Pumpkins meant I was immediately allied with the forces that helped kill it.

Billy Corgan once said, with his trademark modesty, that if he and Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love and Eddie Vedder had figured out a coherent plan of attack whilst grunge was still in its infancy, that its heyday could have extended into the new millennium.  Which, I mean, that’s obviously 99% bullshit.  But there’s a kernel of something interesting there, because the Pumpkins are the most obvious case of having worked out how to adapt grunge into something that had some hope of lasting.  Much of Siamese Dream is difficult to file as “grunge”, and by Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness the link was stretched still further.  It was perhaps still a vital component (Adore jettisoned it completely and suffered as a result), but this was clearly something else, some kind of post-grunge eclecticism which made those two albums among the best that have ever been recorded.

All of which meant that my initial exploration of what one would recognise as archetypal grunge – Pearl Jam themselves, along with Hole and, yes, even Nirvana – struck me as being basically Pumpkins songs without any of the good bits.  Without any of the grace of beauty.  Hell, even the name sounds wrong.  Try saying “Vitalogy” aloud.  The syllables trip each other up; it’s a word without style, just sitting there because this leaden weight supposedly has rhetorical weight, rather than simply brute, ugly mass.

Fast forward seventeen years, and some of that attitude still remains.  Certainly, the tracks on Vitalogy that are most worthy of praise are those that wander furthest from the album’s mean.  The astonishing beautiful "Nothingman", the introspective "Better Man"; these are real highlights, islands of experimental prettiness breaking through the ocean of standard-template grunge. 
 
That said, whilst I’m not moved one inch on my belief the genre is a horribly limited one, I have no intention of denying that Vitalogy does the absolute best with the limited tools it allows itself.  "Last Exit" coils around itself amongst random guitar stabs before leaping for your throat as the song proper begins.  "Corduroy" offers an exhilarating tumble into the confused mix of dissatisfaction and defiance that was always the most interesting theme grunge had to call upon.  "Satan's Bed" manages to combine a ruthlessly disciplined chugging rhythm with a very slightly demented guitar line, married to a effectively simplistic chorus, providing a toothsome treat, though I'm not sure anyone was listening to this album curious to know Eddie Vedder's position on fellating Satan.

But is it really nothing more than amusing irony that the album cannot sustain itself any more than the genre it exists within? The final three tracks are pretty throwaway, a Latin-tinged trudge, a medicore track stretched to unsupportabl lengths, and a pile of nonsense serving as a perfect exhibit of how experimentalism can be misinterpreted as just requiring the shoving of shit together.  The fact that this triptych of unravelling ability are tacked on after the wonderful Better Man is telling; rather than conclude with an atypical but excellent song, the band thrash around for further fifteen minutes.
 
As if they still have something to say. As if grunge still has spaces to explore, as oppose to walls that can only be slammed against.  When you’re trapped in a structure so small and so crowded, hitting the walls with all your might seem the best plan, actually.  But the aim is to break through and escape, not to bring the whole building down on top of you.
 
More than anything else, Vitalogy is the sound of that collapse.  On its own terms and of its own time, there’s plenty to enjoy.  But we are done here.
 
Seven and a half tentacles.

Friday, 12 July 2013

Friday Paint Bench: The Floating Fortress And Friends

With nothing finished this fortnight, it's the perfect time to take stock of all the half-done miniatures littering our table and making The Other Half paranoid she'll knock them over and incur infinite wrath.

First up, as hinted by the post title, I've moved a number of steps closer to finally completing the Bloody Reaver.  The hull is now entirely finished; I've just the rigging left.  Hopefully those will be done pretty quickly; given I undercoated the ship in January of last year, I'm keen to have the damn thing finished.


Over in the far future, meanwhile, I'm rapidly using up my last remaining pot of Blood Red.  Which is quite a problem when I have a Tervigon to paint, which is only this far through:


The situation isn't really being helped by this Blood Angels Strike Cruiser, either.


Back in fantasy land, I've made very little progress on my House Piper Knight for my Bretonnian/Riverlands army.  But, as the Master once said (Buffy, not Who), "Sometimes a little is enough".


Lastly, a quick check-in on my Talisman progress, which right now amounts to undercoating a dragon and painting her belly, though it's a little tough to see that here.  The contrast will be more obvious once I paint the scales green.

Thursday, 11 July 2013

A Million Trees Dead To Tell People To Be Dicks


Well, this is an intriguing list. For all that I’ve read it more times than almost any other book (it’s certainly the only book with more than 200 pages I might have read more times than The Hobbit), I understand why people might give up on Lord of the Rings. There’s only so many elves the mind can tolerate, after all, and it’s not like Tolkien’s prose style is particularly strong. Moby Dick and Ulysses are commonly mentioned as exceptionally difficult books, and I’ve never even attempted either of them. If someone wants to adapt the Odyssey for a post-classical period, I’ll go with Ulysses 31, thanks very much. At least that has spaceships.

Atlas Shrugged is obviously the exact opposite of any kind of shock result, save the fact that it can be included in the list of classic books in the first place. Given my love of Aaron Sorkin, I can hardly claim with a straight face that obvious political hectoring isn’t for me, but a) his politics aren’t monumentally ugly, and b) the guy can write. Rand can’t claim either of these advantages.

But really, people of the world? Catch-22? What the Hell? Are you just not getting the jokes? Is it making you all sad? Were you hoping it was set during a more morally ambiguous war? What’s going on?

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Five Things I Learned In Compiegne

1. Randomly selected hotel staff (in that they were within a randomly selected hotel, this being what all indications suggest is my university's booking policy) in France have an amazing grasp of English. When a tired academic stumbles in at half eleven at night, they can even ask whether he has enjoyed his seminar.

Well, his "seminary", actually, but that's close enough, as well as very funny.

 2. The castle at Pierrefronds is absolutely beautiful, all hunched grotesques and climbing stone crocodiles, plus a cavernous interior that almost bludgeons you with its oppressive tranquillity. You can argue, as some did, that the fact the castle was extensively re-modelled by Napoleon III in the nineteenth century makes it too much an artifact of imperialistic folly to truly enjoy, but it worked for me.


That said, though, a statue of "a griffon's head" is just a fucking eagle, and we all just need to be OK with that.

3. Picardy cider is... OK.  It's not all that different from Magners, which isn't really one of my favourites, but it has a bit more flavour to it, as well as being a hair sweeter.  There's also the bonus of it coming in bottles no smaller than 75cl, meaning you have the added bonus of watching locals gag in horror as you announce in broken French your intention to buy one and a half pints of cider just for yourself.

4. The Deputy Mayor of Compiegne is either very spaced out or a subtle comedy genius.  After a slightly surreal conversation regarding the future of French youth which I didn't entirely understand (due to the social differences involved, not because my companion had less than excellent English), I tried to change the subject by pointing at my panda tai-chi t-shirt and asked what one called these creatures in French.  "Un panda", she told me, proud to be educating so clueless a foreigner in her native language.

"Makes sense", I responded, "And so-".

"WAIT!" she suddenly said, as if having overlooked something critical.  "Are they girl pandas?"

"Er, I don't know," I replied, "Why?  What is the French for that?"

She smiled knowingly.  "Une panda".

Good to know.

5. Double-decker trains.  What. The. Fuck?

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Unacceptable Working Conditions

How can I be expected to search for the new maths having to use facilities this bad? I know there’s scandalously few women in my field, but the last thing those few who are determined to break the glass ceiling of imprecise probability need is to be greeted by the sight of me relieving myself.

Monday, 1 July 2013

Ou Est Le Vin, S'il Vous Plait?

Another light week of blogging, I'm afraid, since I'll be in France trying to persuade mathematicians to listen to me, and French bars to sell me cider.

Whilst you're waiting, here are some lovely pictures from the last time I toddled off, courtesy of the Other Half.  I present various scenes from Wester Ross.