"Amazing" Is A Strong Word, But...

Just three months after the sequel dropped I've finally sat down and watched Amazing Spiderman; how with it am I?

(Spoilers after the jump)

Friday Anger

This is the saddest story you'll read all week not connected with a terrible plane crash or boys being murdered on a beach (via LGM):

Debra Harrell is currently in jail because she let her 9-year-old daughter play, unsupervised, in a public park. Almost everything about this story (which I noticed courtesy of Lenore Skenazy) is horrifying. Harrell works at McDonald’s. Her daughter used to tag along and stare at a screen at her mother’s workplace during the day. She asked to go to the park instead, was discovered to be without an adult, and her mother was arrested.

(Harrell has now lost custody of her daughter.)

The article goes on to note - entirely correctly - that this a transparent case of helicopter parenting, and part of a more general trend of obsessing over paedophiles despite actual cases of child abduction being mercifully extremely rare.

I don't think we should ignore the broader picture here. The appalling treatment of Harrell isn't happening in a vacuum, it's the inevitable result of conservative public policy, which states the following:

1. Working class people should not be allowed access to abortion;
2. Working class people should not get financial support for their children;
3. Working class people should not be allowed access to cheap childcare services;
4. Working class people should not be allowed a guarantee of working hours known in advance to allow them to put together a workable routine.

(Note that I'm not saying Harrell would have wanted an abortion, I'm just pointing out the degree to which the system is borked in general.)

The end result of these three policies is a system in which working class people either refrain from having sex entirely, or they accept there will be times when no-one can look after their children.  Now we learn that unless on those occasions they literally keep their children at their jobs at all times without any form of activity to keep them busy they will be arrested.

5. Working class people should not be allowed to decide for themselves when a child is old enough to look after themselves in a public place, and whether endless days of staring at the wall might be a problem in itself.

This isn't an issue free of sexism; I find it hard to believe a father would be thrown in jail over this.  This isn't an issue free of racism; I find it hard to believe a white mother would be thrown in jail over this.  But at it's heart, this is about the right-wing belief that we should give the poor nothing but our judgement.

Somewhere a Coca Cola executive is thinking how to use this story as proof the world needs fewer unions. Somewhere a Daily Telegraph writer is putting together another piece on how much the UK could learn from US Republicans. Somewhere Iain Duncan Smith - ironically the worst "fit to work" call the Tories have made in power so far - feels a stirring in his loins and doesn't know why.

And somewhere a woman learns to live without her daughter because she thought letting children play in parks is a nice thing for them to do.

Original Sin

(Being a discussion of the sixteenth arc of Lucifer. Spoilers from jump, you lovely people.)

Compare And Contrast

I'm having trouble deciding, so I figured a comparative list of advantages would be smart.

Amazon Prime:

• Not hideously expensive, allowing a greater proportion of my wages to go on booze and Chinese food;
• Lets me watch loads of Grimm and Parks and Rec for free;
• 10 million subscribers can't be wrong (well, they can and almost certainly are wrong, but they're clearly not unhappy);
• Sign-up rates are incredibly impressive, so joining makes me look cool;
• Allows me to further decrease any real contact with the outside world;
• Chunky "play button" logo reminds me of VHS, thus calming my increasingly burned-out technophobe mind.

But on the other hand:

Optimus Prime:

• Is a motherfucking boss.

This is so insanely hard, people. I NEED HELP!

Tap Hand Red Moon Tea Cones

Because I was bored...

 

 

 

Friday 40K: 70% Done, 100% Evil

First up in our fortnightly update of my painting table, here's a picture of my growing scenery collection.  The manufactorum I've shown you before, but I've added a pair of ruins I've drybrushed using the same paints, and I've also dug out a trench I acquired from a wargaming convention I was at, ooh, nine years ago now, I think.

But enough with the inaminate objects! You're here for interstellar killers, I can tell.  So how about these, then; I've added two more Chaos cultists to my growing squad, for a total of seven. Just three more and the squad, and my Chaos combat patrol, will finally be finished. I'll probably celebrate by painting some Eldar. I've always fancied some Iyanden forces about the place.  Nothing like a wee bit of necromancy... in space.

The Long, Lonely Shuffle

Another installment in the "best companion ever" series; this time I hardly got around to talking abiout the companion - in this case Turlough - at all.  In my defence, that's because "Mawdryn Undead" has so much going on under the hood that it was inevitable that I'd get more than a little distracted.