Thursday 5 February 2009

Holy Gargantuan Ophidians, Batman!

Today on "things I stumbled across on the web": giant motherfucking snake!

(Soon to be appearing alongside Samuel L. Jackson aboard a giant motherfucking plane!)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Typically, the BBC report on this gave its length in the standard metric, Bus Length. I was actually surprised they didn't give its length as some fraction of a Football Pitch.

Not quite as bad as when they gave the length of that pirated oil tanker as "almost the size of a US aircraft carrier", as if that is a benchmark with which most viewers should be familiar.

SpaceSquid said...

I'm just glad they didn't tell us how many cubic litres it would displace...

Anonymous said...

Don't be daft, they'd surely use the correct international standard measure of volume: the Olympic swimming pool.

SpaceSquid said...

Or cubic Olympic swimming pools, if they were being particularly retarded.