If people are getting sick of me pulling apart Christian thought, here's something a little less heavy:
Holy shit, we might run out of chocolate.
This is, without doubt, the worst news I have ever heard. I will not even attempt to contain my tears. And we'd only just got Whispas back, as well.
h/t to MGK, though at this point it's less "Thanks for the link" and more "Damn you, Chris, you've taken away 33% of all I still had to live for".
If they take cider and coffee, of course, then I may have to just give up completely.