Today's shake : After Eight Mint
It occurs to me that scorn is generally considered a bad thing, thus meaning a high scorn score might be taken to suggest a poor shake. I shall thus go for Scorn Satiation instead, where a high score means the shake temporarily soothed my endless hatred for the world we live in.
Scorn Satiation: 8
General comments: Basically, it's mint chocolate chip ice-cream someone has allowed to melt. This, of course, is no bad thing, especially since the fluid nature of this delicious treat results in a stratification effect. You start off thinking you're drinking one of those mint Aero drinks you used to be able to buy. Then you start to find yourself spending more and more time alternating between swallowing shake and chewing on chocolate, by the end it's like eating After Eight Mints dipped in ice cream. Needless to say, the combined experience is awesome. This is only the second entry, but already we have a strong contender for Best Shake Ever.