Back from my tour of the South (which, it turns out, is really big). And, at long last, I finally have access to the internet again. Obviously, this comes at a price. Whilst you people are lounging with indolence on picnic blankets whilst sipping refreshing cocktails (or at least I presume you will be once you get out of bed), some of us are chained to the desk at our brand new job. Yes, I know, I am shirking that very job by posting this, but it's Easter Monday so shut up.
More to come once I reboot my mind, which is still in a state of some confusion from having spent a full day without any booze.