I couldn't get hold of a chocolate brownie milkshake today, and had to settle for the clearly inferior chocolate fudge brownie. This situation has displeased me, though it has provided BigHead with the opportunity to make jokes about Brown "fudging" the figures, so it's nice that it's given at least one person some entertainment (which may or may not be above average for one of my posts already).
Today's shake: Chocolate Fudge Brownie Brown
Taste: 8
Texture: 6
Synergy: 7
Scorn: 4
Associated Political Loathing: 8
Total Score: 5.8
General Comments: Just melt some chocolate fudge ice-cream, pour it into a cup, and you're already there. It's not flashy, it's not showy, but it gets the job done. I'd have said it was a perfect representation of our PM, if only it had attempted to bully smaller drinks on the way to Elvet Bridge.
2 comments:
Will you be assigning scores to coalition milkshakes as well?
I am considering testing the limits of Shakeaholic staff patience by walking in after the election and demanding a Caramel Fudge Brownie Egg shake mixed in the exact proportions of the new parliament. Here's hoping I don't have to put in a dash of Nick Griffin Chocolate Tiffin...
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