Who cares whether Letwin is dumping sensitive material in park bins? All I want to know is: why isn't he recycling?
Anyway, in honour of the man's antics, let's have ourselves some good ol' Wille Nelson.
(OK, so it's a stretch. You try finding a song about government officials being insufficiently discreet with their official papers. At least this song has paper in it. Also, ignoring the homeless, so it definitely fits in with Letwin's loathsome brood. And yes, it's a bit early for Christmas songs, but there's only ten weeks to go, and frankly,that's far too fucking nigh for my liking.)