It has come to my attention that the Sun is giving away teeny tiny Star Wars Lego toys today and Sunday. They're gorgeous: I love 'em.
Unfortunately, of course, the Sun is evil, a villainous attempt to simulate the inner workings of the mind of a horny twelve-year old sociopath, who also likes football.
So, if you couldn't resist the temptation of the galaxy's tiniest Star Destroyers, might I suggest you donate at least the cost of the disgraceful rag you've purchased to charity. Preferably a charity than stands in proud opposition to the schoolyard cruelty of Rupert Murdoch's stupidest vassal.
Like this one, for example.
Also, fun fact: this dinky Lego Star Destroyer is about 32 000 times shorter than the "real thing"; in order to fill an actual Star Destroyer with these toys, the Sun would have to give one away with every issue for the next thirty five thousand years.