One of the disadvantages of attempting to achieve world domination through stealth is that these days the internet is always poking around, sticking its nose in your shit. Now that Pharyngula has revealed the truth, there seems no point in continuing the hide the truth from you fleshy vertebrates. The Cosmic Calamari Overlord K'Challa is, at last, approaching.
Do not attempt to resist my oncoming master. The punishment for defiance will be... severe.