Time to rock it older-skool (old-skooler?) than we ever have before, with one of my favourite childhood games. Our ZX Spectrum was frequently a treasure trove of low-tech brilliance, each one of its 48K was pushed to its absolute limit to produce excitement, challenge, and from time-to-time, more than one colour.
There are, of course, no instructions offered for the game. Nor will I give you any help - that would be contrary to the spirit of '80s video-gaming. I will give you a few tips, though. The Black Knight is the best bet for a nemesis; axes aren't quite as good as you'd think they are, and the best way to kill the Oracle is to put on a magic cloak, grab a sword in each hand, and hack his tentacles off, preferably whilst screaming "You didn't see that coming, didya, bitch?"