Friday, 29 October 2010

"The Dwarves Delved Too Greedily And Too Deep"


We. Are. So. Fucked.

Still, not to worry.  The magic of the Free Market will save us any second.  After all, every company knows that people will stop buying their products if they break the fucking planet.

5 comments:

Jamie said...

Not to worry, this was apparently debunked some time ago:
http://opensource.com/life/10/7/oil-spill-doomsday-debunked-did-peer-review-journalism-fail-or-succeed

SpaceSquid said...

Pssht. That's what the balrogs want you to think...

Gothmog said...

Why is it always the balrogs who gets blamed when something bad happens? Racist!

SpaceSquid said...

I blame their publicists.

Pause said...

I'm intrigued as to how exactly a balrog could trigger this disaster. That would be a hell of a fart.