It's been a long time coming, but it's finally arrived: the very first Musings of the Cosmic Calamari merchandise!
Well, OK, so it doesn't mention anything to do with the site. Nor do I actually get any money. But still; it's about the X-Men! And cocks! Surely its provenance is clear (maximum props to Nemain for the design).
So what are you waiting for? Confuse your friends! Shock your parents! Risk incurring the wrath of a major supervillain!
You'd also be donating to a worthy cause, namely getting Nemmie's Zazzle earnings up to £15, which is apparently what they need to be before they'll actually pay her any money.