Thursday, 19 March 2009

It Is I, Sidney Feldman

It strikes me as a generally bad idea to post up pictures of oneself on one's blog. Especially in my case, since I look like a fat, balding Damon Albarn, and that isn't what anyone wants to see.

Thus, in future, when you imagine what I look like whilst reading my rants, I suggest you think of Mr Octopus, the new office mascot created by BT.



Update: it occurred to me a few minutes ago that I have, in fact, posted a picture of myself up on this blog before. Since it was disguised as a portrait of Russian royalty, however, I have decided that it doesn't count.

6 comments:

BigHead said...

Better to look like a fat, balding Damon Albarn than like David Koresh, so I think you have an advantage over me!

SpaceSquid said...

I'm not gonna post any pictures of you either.

Which one was Koresh? Was he that crazy cult leader?

BigHead said...

Yep, the wacko from Waco.

Google must be building up an interesting picture of me. Today's searches have been for David Koresh and Exploding Snake.

SpaceSquid said...

There's an exploding snake? Is this some kind of proposed solution to the Florida situation?

Senior Spielbergo said...

Ah a Grosse Point Blank quote. Interesting choice... You are exactly the sort of person I would envisage taking part in some kind of pitched battle involving a pen…

SpaceSquid said...

A red pen, in my case. I would kill a man in a public toilet, and then correct the spelling of the surrounding graffiti.