Thus, in future, when you imagine what I look like whilst reading my rants, I suggest you think of Mr Octopus, the new office mascot created by BT.
Update: it occurred to me a few minutes ago that I have, in fact, posted a picture of myself up on this blog before. Since it was disguised as a portrait of Russian royalty, however, I have decided that it doesn't count.
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Better to look like a fat, balding Damon Albarn than like David Koresh, so I think you have an advantage over me!
I'm not gonna post any pictures of you either.
Which one was Koresh? Was he that crazy cult leader?
Yep, the wacko from Waco.
Google must be building up an interesting picture of me. Today's searches have been for David Koresh and Exploding Snake.
There's an exploding snake? Is this some kind of proposed solution to the Florida situation?
Ah a Grosse Point Blank quote. Interesting choice... You are exactly the sort of person I would envisage taking part in some kind of pitched battle involving a pen…
A red pen, in my case. I would kill a man in a public toilet, and then correct the spelling of the surrounding graffiti.
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